Date:
Headline: The Dolphin Report!
Welcome from the hq of the White Dolphins and this is
the Dolphin Report!
Unfortunetly,the
guest announcer promo got off to a less than rousing start with stevie wonder
and ray charles being the first guest to sit in the announcers booth.They we're
supposed to report on what they saw on the ice and once the game started team
officials soon realised their error!One team official was quoted as saying
"thing sbecame clear to us when we had dead air for about 15 minutes that
something was really wrong.Then it occured to us that both Stevie and Ray are
blind!We will continue to revue and refine this program to
make into an enjoyable and
viable program for all!"
In
other news,brigley is reportaedly,upset about not bein
gbraught up to the big club."I could help them,especially
on special teams with several players in long slumps,i could fill those gaps
but i cant do that without a chance!I realize that team officials hands are
somewhat tied by those Re-rate rules but i am a pro caliber player and if i
cant be utilized in HK maybe
a trade should be
considered!"
Team
officials had this statement "The rules are pretty clear and when,and if we feel that
we need Brigley up here
we will bring him up!In the mean time he should just stay patient and
concentrate on his game so that he is ready when the call comes!There will be
no trade of Brigley at this time. We consider him to be part of our
plans!"
Our
Guest announcers for this week we're originally scheduled to be Cheech and
chong but Cheech had a previous
engagement.Cheech Marin went on to say " I wanted to do the
guest announing gig but a better offer came along and ,well, i was high at the
time so i signed on the contract.It got Tommy mad at me and he removed all
his plants from my house.It was just a bad scene ,man!"
so now the guest speakers for this week will be cartman and
Kenny from
it should be a lot of
fun!
This
week will also be the start of an American Idol style contest to come up with
voted on by fans
attending the games.Fans can also vote at
http://www.luneytoons.com/contest/anthem_2007?php
well,thats all the news thats fit to print.Until next time
remember "It's not really a dolphin unless it's a White Dolphin!"
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Retraction:White Dolphin Statement
"ladies and gentleman,I come to you today to offer my
sincerest appologies for the reamrks made at the
It
was ,in no way,intended to be construed as racially
motivated,although after intense review,we realize how it could come across
that way!
The
statement was not cleared with team officials beforehand and in no way
represents the the views of this ballclub!"
"We
will take every step possible to make sure this type of incedent never happens
again and let me assure all of you that the proper parties will be
censured!"
This
has been a statement from Kowloon Ownership!